touche

While riding in the car with my youngest two the other day, a scuffle broke out between them.

"Hey! What's going on back there?!" I demanded.

The three year-old told me through tears, "He hit me!"

I asked the older boy why and he replied, "Because he said he can read my mind!"

I had no idea why that would warrant a hit but the three year-old took up the argument and retorted, "I can read your mind!"

"No you can't."

"Yes, I can!"

Back and forth a few more times until I said, "Okay, if you can read his mind, what is he thinking right now?"

And the three year-old immediately shot back,



wait for it



"He is thinking that I can't read his mind!"



Seriously.